pick your poison
completely plain
Buns and patties. That's it. I bet you like vanilla ice cream too, you monster.
the cheesemeister
Mozzarella, cheddar and american cheese. Just a lot of cheese.
good ol' bacon
Delicious crispy bacon stacked high. Fresh pickles. A dallop of handmade mayo. That's a meal for the gods right there.
magic mushrooms
Sautéed Shiitake mushrooms generously heaped on. The foodgasm you get will have you hallucinating afterward, legally.
double the fun
+ $5
Some folks like being adventurous and we're not gonna stop you. Pick any two poisons and we'll whip it up for you. A gastronomic delight or culinary disaster? We'll let you decide.
And have a free patty on us, you absolute legend.
add-ons
an extra patty
+ $2
more please!
+ $5
Twice the toppings for less than another burger! What a steal!
full meal, full belly
+ $5
Any side and drink of your choosing.
You're the king here.
choose a sidekick
bacon & cheese fries
mac & cheese
english-style chips
onion rings
crispy hash browns
spicy potato wedges
+ $4
grab a cold one
coke float
orange juice
fizzy lemonade
iced peach tea
chocolate milkshake
a bottle of water
+ $2